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Senin, 25 April 2016

Captain america was playing golf

Captain america was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said "Can you please help me, I don't know what hole I'm on."
She told him "You are one hole behind me.  CLICK ---> HERE(NOW/ HOT)
I'm on 7; you're on 6." He thanked her and continued playing golf. On the back nine he got lost again.
He saw the same lady and went to her again kind of embarrassed. "I'm Sorry to bother you again but I'm lost again, can you please tell me what hole I'm on." She told him "You are one hole behind me. I'm on 14; you are on 13." Again he thanked her and continued playing golf.
When he finished he saw her in the clubhouse. He went up to her and asked if he could buy her a drink for helping him out. She accepted. As they were drinking and talking he asked her what she did for a living.  Here --> Adelle Sexy
He replied "no kidding so am I. What do you sell?"
She said it's too embarrassing to tell. But after he kept pleading to Know what she sold she said she'd tell him if he promised not to laugh.
He promised. She said, "I sell tampons".
He immediately fell to the floor laughing hysterically.
She said, "You promised you wouldn't laugh".
He replied "I'm sorry, but I couldn't help it. I sell toilet paper. I'm still one hole behind you."

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Captain America: Civil War is looking at a $175 million opening domestic weekend, according to pre-release tracking--> CLICK HERE(DOWNLOAD).

Variety reports that other studio executives--->FREE TICKET and analysts even think the Marvel blockbuster could hit the $200 million milestone. Part of that is because the Captain America sequel features a collection of superheroes, namely Iron Man, Black Widow, Black Panther and Spider-Man.

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“It’s tough to predict any movie getting above $200 million, but this one has a shot,” MKM Partners analyst Eric Handler told Variety. "They have two weeks of good buzz to build on, and the marketing machine behind this is going to be huge."

The only movies to hit that $200 million opening mark in the past are The Avengers, Jurassic World and Star Wars: The Force Awakens. The previous two Captain America films have debuted domestically with $65 million and $95 million, respectively.

Captain America: Civil War releases May 6. For more on the film, be sure to check out IGN's review of Civil War.
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Evan Campbell is a freelance writer who scripts the Daily Fix, streams games on his Twitch channel, and chats about movies and TV series on Twitter.

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Captain America: Civil War  Releases May 6, 2016